So a few days back, I swung by AM-PM for a really quick lunch...
(by the way, the food at AM-PM, in my opinion, is food that only a guy can appreciate. A chicken sandwich under a heat lamp for hours on end, topped up with put-it-on-yourself pickles and mayo that squirts from a tub. Now that's good eatin', kids.)
Anyways, while grabbing my chicken sandwich, I heard the following conversation between a guy at the "pickles and mayo topping bar" and the woman behind the counter:
Man: Do you have spoons?
Woman: What?
Man: Spoons.
Woman: Moons?
Man: Spoons.
Woman: Toons?
Man: Spoons!!
Woman: Goons?
Man: SPOONS!!
(This guy literally shouted, folks.)
Woman: Oh, spoons!!
Man: Yes!!
Woman: No.
The man said nothing.
Then his shoulders slumped.
Amazing.
At this point, I was at the "pickles and mayo topping bar" for my sandwich. The man then turned to me:
Man: Why would she think I asked for moons?
An excellent question.
The answer to which...we may never know.
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